punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so
There is something up with Pikachu…
Fight me fucker.
we shouldn’t have freed him
OMG kitten thinks he/she is a puppy. Cats don’t run like that - WTF? Cats are sleek and cool, not gallopy.
when your whole squad is on the same page
I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK
The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem
THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE
this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.
Holy shit I am dying from laughter
Ridiculous auto cat rectal
Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.”
McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.
DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!