averytinygoat:

y’all wanting to fuck a buncha animatronic furries from five nights at freddys, I’m gonna give you five nights at church tbh 

mjwatson:

x

that’s it. that’s the movie.

raideo:

thememorythatcarrieson:

fuckyesdeadpool:

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Deadpool

LOST MY SHIT AT DEADPOOL

WASNT INTERESTED IN REBLOGGING TILL I SAW THE DEADPOOL ONE OMFG

rainygalaxy18:

nothisisc8:

YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER

NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL

BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES

AND WE WERE GRATEFUL

frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

wait…. really?

yes really

katahane:

jesus christ

did-you-kno:

"Tyson" is a teeny tiny dog that’s about the size of a grapefruit. At only 4" tall, he might be the smallest dog in all of Britain. Source

did-you-kno:

"Tyson" is a teeny tiny dog that’s about the size of a grapefruit. At only 4" tall, he might be the smallest dog in all of Britain. Source